#their gender is “'little' freak”

[fizzygator420]

My contribution to the community for today

[mimisplayground]

Something something, Gaz is dating you and he’s great and everything you ever wanted but also he has this weird thing where he desperately seems to be trying to get you and his captain to sleep with each other. And his captain is totally down but you don’t want to betray Gaz even if he’s asking for it so his solution is to have a threesome but really it just consists of him bouncing you up and down on the older mans cock while he sucks the cigar smoke desperately from the captains mouth. Or something like that.

[tortilla-of-courage]

why does every single surface npc in skyward sword use male pronouns

like yes the goron have bested gender and dont care about that so they default to male pronouns for ease. they're born from rocks. bam. they're all brothers. and the gorons we meet in skyward sword care more about investigation or whatnot so they're like yeah yeah just use he/him. wanna hear about the legends of old?

and kikwi just Spawn from a bush or something probably. they dont even know what gender is. link and fi default to using male pronouns for them but like. you ask them what their pronouns are and they're like. pronouns? what's a pronouns? is that like another type of zelda...? kwee...

but what's the deal with the mogma. pretty sure they all use male pronouns too. did they hear the gorons use them and go yoooo i like the sound of that!!! let's use those too!! hey Ledd use he/him for me!! sure thing Kortz! Kortz he/hims treasure!!! yoooo!!! yoooo!!!

the only she/her users in the Surface before Zelda falls down are Impa and the Old Woman....... and i guess Hylia herself. where's my hashtag feminism,

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

Still thinking about that little angel I dreamt about a bit ago so I’ve been binging other angel stuff and felt inspired to try to draw him as @hoaxghost ‘s style of angel.

[its-kinda-snowy]

Oh, he was a little guy… Kinda funny lookin'. Uh-huh. In what way? Oh, just in a general kinda way.

[kissingrhi]

william afton who dedicates his time to making you feel exposed; seeing what makes you break.

william afton who blows on your cunt just to eyeball the way it clenches around air and ignore your pleads for him to fill you.

william afton who sees what nasty words he whispers to you in public will make you cross your legs the most.

william afton who finds just the right pace to bounce his leg at while you’re innocently resting in his lap. the one that’ll make you grab at his wrists from being too stimulated.

william afton who bites and nips at every inch of your neck just to see which pressure points make you squeal.

william afton who finds what position gets him the deepest in you just to make you hold eye contact with him, whether it be through a mirror or him holding your head against his own.

[adamshallperish]

my gender is kyle maclachlain character written by david lynch. polite young man with the freakiest energy imaginable. talks so sweet and nice but there's some esoteric shit going on behind those eyes.

[parksrway]

I saw this kind of hoodie and it's supposed to be worn with something underneath but my first thought was 🫵 perfect for showing off top surgery scars

[cyellolemon]

When dysphoria hits but you remember about your trans coded cis boyfriend

[jaquitor]

quick reya for a late trans day or w/e

[shydroid3000]

The question on my mind tonight is:

why does a maid costume work for every Death Note main character? Like they were all made (or 'maid' hehe) to wear one?

Is that a quality of maid costumes, or of the Death Note universe?

[neonhellscape]

yknow when you gotta jam that stupid little pin in that tiny slot in your phone to get the sim card out. he's doing that

[bred-is-a-dumb-name]

Tried out some new brushes I downloaded and,,,,I am so normal abt him,,,

[willowcrowned]

gotta say as someone who identifies as a woman my life’s gotten a whole lot better ever since I’ve started referring to myself as a weird little guy + an impish fellow + a mischievous scamp of a boy

[methcheese]

what are yall putting in your hermie art that is making him sooo gender huh

[pyrotation]

shoutout to the people who are dating more than one tf2 guy. shoutout to those dating a whole harem of mercs. you truly are utilising them efficiently. 😎